Kawały, dowcipy i śmiech

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the dog.Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.Q: How do you get holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it.Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam!"Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids.Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick.Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese.Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko.Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him.Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingersQ: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka.Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.